- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What's white and black? Color blind.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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