- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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