How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Iif your reading this ur gay

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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