- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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