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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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