Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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