- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Yo Momma So Fat!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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