- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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