- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm Polish.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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