- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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