The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Womens rights

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's 2+2? Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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