Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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