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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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