A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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women's rights.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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