- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

your mama's so fat... that's it

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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