Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

read me write me

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

womens rights.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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