- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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