- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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