- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Donald Trump

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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