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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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