[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Japan

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

25

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Camerons hair is Curly..

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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