- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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