- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Equal rights!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Tunechi

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Weaner

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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