How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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