A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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