how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Anti Joke

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