Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

jews

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Tilt your screen back .

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...