whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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