- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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