Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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