My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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