- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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