Women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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9/11 my birthday

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