How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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