- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

9/11

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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