- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

I have cancer. And you're next.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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