Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Japan

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Ross.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

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