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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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