Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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what are you mike bibby?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Lindsay Lohan

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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The global news

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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