- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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