why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Tunechi

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Pickle

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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