tea with milk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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