- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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