- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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