- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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