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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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