- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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