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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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