What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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