- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Albert <3 Hunter

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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