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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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