- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Men's rights

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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