what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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