An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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