Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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