- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Women's rights

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

The Oakland Raiders

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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