- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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