- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Who wants water? I do.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do u call a cripple Biv

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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