- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

knock knock? come in

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Faithful men.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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