Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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