- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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