- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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