- Anti Joke

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.