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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Your girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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