why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

whats black? the colour

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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