Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

penis. nuff said.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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