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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A lot eh?

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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