what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Good job, son.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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