- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the teacher do? He taught.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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