Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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#Getweird

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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