- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Who is it?

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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