What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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