- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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