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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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