- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why did the blue berry cross the road

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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