- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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