- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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