- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Once upon a time, The end.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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