What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Who's there

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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