Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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i'm hard

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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