What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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