How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Michael Brown

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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