- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Albino African Americans

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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