- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Dwarf Shortage

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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