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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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