What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

William wright is Gay

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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