- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

i'm hard

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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