Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What comes after 23? 24.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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