Your Mom The End.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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