A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Tunechi

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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outside your comfort zone

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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