- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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