Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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I like touching my boobs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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