- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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