Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

hers a joke... japanese people

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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