- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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