What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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