- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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