- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

woman's rights

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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