What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Your Mom The End.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

European on my shoes, buddy.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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