- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??