- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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