Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Sloths

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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