- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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