- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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