Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Anti Joke

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