How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Poker face

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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