- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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