What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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