- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Smelly Indians.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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