- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

women's rights.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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