- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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