How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Emily Walker.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What is older than history?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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