why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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This is a joke.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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