What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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