- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What's just not right? Left

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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