Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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