How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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