- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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