knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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a black man pays his child support

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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