- Anti Joke

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.