- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Women's Rights.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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