- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Guest what in the butt

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