Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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