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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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