Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Black people having a Job.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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9/11

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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White NBA players.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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