whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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