- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

i like turtles

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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