- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)