- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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