- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

i'm hard

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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