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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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