- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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