- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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